I lol'd for a bit...

**Mrk_Mickey** · 21-04-2009, 01:00 AM

How long did that take you to think up and write Dave?

Originally Posted by DaveMack

A common condition that occurs in 90% of the male human population over the age of 10 or 11.

Dave

You'd want to hope so...

**DaveMack** · 21-04-2009, 04:03 PM

Originally Posted by Mrk_Mickey

How long did that take you to think up and write Dave?

You'd want to hope so...

About 2 minutes, Mickey.

Forgot to add that married men suffer from this condition (slightly) less than single guys ... because they suddenly remember that they have someone at home with a set that they can 'play with'.

Dave

**gareth_oau** · 21-04-2009, 04:58 PM

I'm a bit lost here. mammary glands?

I've just had ANOTHER look at the picture, and seen there are some chips in there after all.

Ive realised now that i was totally distracted by her enchanting eyes and smile

**Jettinabout** · 21-04-2009, 09:48 PM

Stuff the chips and her smile ....I was plain and simple checking out her jeans......**** I'm a horrible liar lately.....

**mikepologti** · 22-04-2009, 12:45 AM

Originally Posted by DaveMack

I'm afraid to say, Gareth ... you're suffering from (SMGB) "Selective Mammary Gland Blindness" where mammary glands over a certain size swamp the ocular nerve input and nothing else can be seen ... this condition is especially dangerous in summer near beaches or in nighclubs.

Under no condition should you drive heavy machinery while suffering this blindness.

Condition nearly always temporary ... and disappears when the glands in question are removed from sight. A common condition that occurs in 90% of the male human population over the age of 10 or 11.

Dave

lmao nice,.....think i might have that lol