I came across an internal VW document detailing terminology relating to the Up!
After refueling - Fed Up!
Profit margin - Mark Up!
Vehicle locked - Shut Up!
Vehicle written off - Totally ****ed Up!
Sold with Convenience Pack - Top Up!
Concourse d'elegance - Round Up!
When towing - Hold Up!
Manufacture - Make Up! (aka Build Up!)
What VW wants customer to do - Pick Up!
Service - Tune Up!
Under car cover - Covered Up!
After detail - Clean Up!
In a school zone - CantaloUp!
Jokes concerning - Mock Up!
Conversion rate - Take Up!
At wreckers / Advertised for sale - Break Up!
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