Angry BMW driver

[hooba]

You'd think a BMW 335i driver lead-footing it on twisty roads would enjoy some friendly company from a trailing Mazda MPS3.....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20SNMdo3B3o

[team_v]

Hahaha man he was so angry

[Rocket36]

What a douche! Plenty of room!

Although "let's dance".... He deserves to be in a Mazda! LOL

[Peter Jones]

Many moons ago in my mis-spent youth I once had an angry 4WD tailgate me into a long sweeping right hander.

I was driving my lowered and and track prepped '65 beetle and just kept on accelerating through the bender.

Two cars entered the corner that sunny afternoon, only one car exited.

Last thing I saw of that Pajero was it spinning off the road onto the grass in my rear view mirror.

(Note Only the dignity of a Pajero driver was harmed in the writing of this thread and no speed limits were exceeded.)

[Speed]

Many moons ago in my mis-spent youth I once had an angry 4WD tailgate me into a long sweeping right hander.

I was driving my lowered and and track prepped '65 beetle and just kept on accelerating through the bender.

Two cars entered the corner that sunny afternoon, only one car exited.

Last thing I saw of that Pajero was it spinning off the road onto the grass in my rear view mirror.

(Note Only the dignity of a Pajero driver was harmed in the writing of this thread and no speed limits were exceeded.)

My father tells a similar story but in this case the angry driver was in a VW bettle.
The beetle tailgated my grandfather in his ford mercury, my grandfather planted it comming out of a corner and looked back in his rear view,
to see a bettle spinning 360s off the road.

[Ben_GTI]

Massive El Douche!!!

[Whubbsie]

Many moons ago in my mis-spent youth I once had an angry 4WD tailgate me into a long sweeping right hander.

I was driving my lowered and and track prepped '65 beetle and just kept on accelerating through the bender.

Two cars entered the corner that sunny afternoon, only one car exited.

Last thing I saw of that Pajero was it spinning off the road onto the grass in my rear view mirror.

(Note Only the dignity of a Pajero driver was harmed in the writing of this thread and no speed limits were exceeded.)

you know what makes this story even funnier...pajero is spanish for wanker.

[guest12345]

Is it just me? or why does this guy have a video camera in his car constantly on?

[Ben_GTI]

Is it just me? or why does this guy have a video camera in his car constantly on?

In the interests of road safety at least he isn't trying to take photos of the sceanery at the same time as driving

[Mrk_Mickey]

Wow, that's one rude mother...

I'd have probably hopped out of the car to ask firmly why he thought I was up his ass when I was 30m back...

and if he called it a sh^tbox I'd have probably driven into his car...

[maca]

He's just annoyed a Mazda kept up with his oh so awesomeo BMW.


Typical BMW driver - COCK.

[Buller_Scott]

the mazda driver was pretty calm, i can see why. the bmw driver was pissed, and if i were the mazda driver, i'd have been worried that he was going to get physical on the car.... you can never tell with how crazy people are these days.

but calling the car a ****box.... i'd have had to keep baiting him backwards a few more dozen meters, then accelerate around him to the bmw, take the keys out, visibly drop em a hundred meters up the road, then piss on them.

all's fair in love and war.

[captainvw]

What a douchbag, hilarious

[Rybky]

"Objects in the rear view mirror can appear closer than they really are" - that BMW driver must have removed that sticker. What an arse.

Adam

[guest12345]

Ps suddenly slamming on his brakes is not dangerous at all...

[Speed]

Would have been hilarious if the guy in the mazda was a police officer

[seangti]

hahaha, just another reason to not do drugs... that's some serious paranoia. The mazda driver handled that very calmly.

[maca]

hahaha, just another reason to not do drugs... that's some serious paranoia. The mazda driver handled that very calmly.

A little too calmly. I'm not an angry person, but I'd probably get a little irate should someone start yelling at me like that.

I'd then leave them in a cloud of diesel soot.

[Buller_Scott]

I'd then leave them in a cloud of diesel soot.

maca, you made a mistake. its not diesel soot, its diesel SLUDGE.

as in, you know the front windscreen sprayers? there are two- one for the drivers side, one for the passengers side.

angle the passenger side one upwards, so that it shoots up over the windscreen, over the car, when you press the window washer stalk.

window washer fluid flying over a moving car + diesel soot = sludge on their car.

ESPECIALLY if you've been babying the car for a couple hundred clicks, and it's time to do a soot clean.

[Yevvy]

man i would have past him and drove 25kph until he would try to overtake and then boot the throttle. wtf was his problem?!

[Buller_Scott]

man i would have past him and drove 25kph until he would try to overtake and then boot the throttle. wtf was his problem?!

his problem, was that he honestly thought that because his car has six cylinders and two turbos, as well as a BMW badge, that it would be the fastest car on that road, that day, BY FAR.

humility escapes some people. it's hilarious.

[maca]

maca, you made a mistake. its not diesel soot, its diesel SLUDGE.

as in, you know the front windscreen sprayers? there are two- one for the drivers side, one for the passengers side.

angle the passenger side one upwards, so that it shoots up over the windscreen, over the car, when you press the window washer stalk.

window washer fluid flying over a moving car + diesel soot = sludge on their car.

ESPECIALLY if you've been babying the car for a couple hundred clicks, and it's time to do a soot clean.

Hmmm... You've given me a nice little idea :banana:

[Buller_Scott]

Hmmm... You've given me a nice little idea :banana:

dude, it's ****ing effective, trust me.

harsh, but effective, lol!

[team_v]

Hmmm... You've given me a nice little idea :banana:

I remember seeing a thread on vortex about a guy who turned his rear windscreen washer jet around so that it shot backwards.

He was planning on filling the washer bottle with his urine or something similar if i remember correctly.

Just need to fill it with a flamable liquid and hook the washer jet up to a small flame/zippo so you can have a flamethrower.

[maca]

I remember seeing a thread on vortex about a guy who turned his rear windscreen washer jet around so that it shot backwards.

He was planning on filling the washer bottle with his urine or something similar if i remember correctly.

Just need to fill it with a flamable liquid and hook the washer jet up to a small flame/zippo so you can have a flamethrower.

Orange food colouring would do the trick :D

[gerhard]

Couple of mates created a video, sucked everyone in.......

[Buller_Scott]

Couple of mates created a video, sucked everyone in.......

is that actually the case?

if it is, the joke's on us, but its not a very good one IMO. "hahaha they actually believed it!! we did EVERYTHING we could to make the situation seem as realistic as possible, without any clues/ hints whatsoever, and it came up pretty damn well, and they believed it!" isnt really my kind of humor.

kinda like "where are you from? you have an accent?" -- "america" -- "oh really? which part?" -- "just kidding, im from canada. jesus you're gullible!''.

[gerhard]

Here's the scene

- You are in the USA

- a car has pulled up in front of you and an apparently angry driver gets out and heads for your window.

You

1) Ring Oprah

2) Talk calmly to him, knowing he'll calm down really easily and not pull a gun or something, and let you drive ahead

3) Get the hell away from there with your seriously fast Mazda, hoping he won't chase and ram you

4) Have a bloody good laugh at all the youtube viewers you're gonna suck in.

[Buller_Scott]

Here's the scene

- You are in the USA

- a car has pulled up in front of you and an apparently angry driver gets out and heads for your window.

You

1) Ring Oprah

2) Talk calmly to him, knowing he'll calm down really easily and not pull a gun or something, and let you drive ahead

3) Get the hell away from there with your seriously fast Mazda, hoping he won't chase and ram you

4) Have a bloody good laugh at all the youtube viewers you're gonna suck in.

yeah ok, i'll pay that.

even if it werent oprah- tyra or ellen or the view would be pretty good.

or even better, "the circle"