I lol'd for a bit V2.0

[The_Hawk]

Here is a new place to post up lol's to stop the other thread getting too long :)

To kick things off:

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2009/02/australia-1.jpg

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2009/02/time-1.jpg

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2009/02/procrastinpng-1.jpg

[Preen59]

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2010/06/pic56839-1.jpg

http://media.picfor.me/001D22B/Leeorg-%C2%BB-Motivational-Posters-funny-religion-jesus-christian_large.jpg

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2010/06/pic33953-1.jpg

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2010/06/chopart-1.jpg

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2010/06/pic43025-1.jpg

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2010/06/fjncxipng-1.jpg

http://content.bored.com/photos/derf.jpg

http://pw0nd.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/juice-500x625.jpg

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2010/06/muslimtshirt-1.jpg

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2010/06/c31e9393e8ov0-2.jpg

[Buller_Scott]

Oh no he didnt!

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2010/06/AngryBlackWoman-1.jpg

[Preen59]

http://www.pvponline.com/comics/pvp20080630.gif

http://img355.imageshack.us/img355/669/ravingxo1.gif

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2010/06/NIN_christmas_front_copy-1.jpg

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2010/06/youcantdriftinabarbiecargif-1.jpg

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2010/06/funny_animated_pictures_171gif-1.jpg

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2010/06/161_military-1.jpg

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/8886/11zi6.jpg

http://www.intternetti.net/~jiri/motivation/russia2.jpg


Oh no he didnt!

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2010/06/AngryBlackWoman-1.jpg

Oh yes.. He very much did. And he liked doing it so much he most likely will do it again.. :)

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2010/06/funnymuslimprotestors001-1.jpg

[Preen59]

http://www.ratemyeverything.net/image/3586/0/Invisible_Bike.ashx
http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2010/06/invisible-1.jpg

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2010/06/invisible_bike_crash-1.jpg

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/11/10/128708060176482214.jpg

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2010/06/Learn_Chinese-2.jpg

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2010/06/33jprvm-1.jpg

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2010/06/1-1.jpg

http://img65.imageshack.us/img65/4553/matri18ue.jpg

http://img75.imageshack.us/img75/2082/petercrouch5mk.jpg

http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/2577/petercrocuh99wq.jpg

http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/3637/petercrouch85mc.jpg

[Preen59]

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/805/petercrouch62ju.jpg

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/9812/petercrouch147wu.jpg

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2010/06/instructions-2.jpg

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2010/06/Funny_Pictures_General_Receive_Baco-2.jpg

[Jarred]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/funny-pictures-pandas-are-saving-the-species.jpg

[Preen59]

http://prezwho.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/fap.jpg

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/48338-6/PaulDeLeeuw_pedo.gif

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2010/06/714200841307PM_mp_flesh-1.jpg

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2010/06/fat1gif-2.jpg




http://images.4chan.org/gif/src/1275794244107.gif

[maca]

Soooo many lols needed for the afternoon! :D :D

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2010/06/hilarious-2.jpg

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2010/06/stupidity-1.jpg

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2010/06/Eos_psychiatrist-1.jpg

[maca]

Don't judge me for being on Boost!
http://www.boostcruising.com/database/forums/files/post-187421-12754326081627380745.jpg
http://www.boostcruising.com/database/forums/files/post-170697-1275185210424180236.jpg
http://www.boostcruising.com/database/forums/files/post-170697-127518521111191901.jpg
http://www.boostcruising.com/database/forums/files/post-170697-1275185211746693793.jpg
http://www.boostcruising.com/database/forums/files/post-170697-12751857541589875.jpg

[maca]

http://www.boostcruising.com/database/forums/files/post-185652-12750421161224948855.jpg
http://www.boostcruising.com/database/forums/files/post-185652-12750421171681062602.jpg
http://www.boostcruising.com/database/forums/files/post-185652-12750421171582286882.jpg

Lesbians that look like Justin Bieber. (http://lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com/)

[Kiel_GTI]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gy200pE0ywM&feature=player_embedded

old polo does this too...but faster!

[maca]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gy200pE0ywM&feature=player_embedded

old polo does this too...but faster!

No doubt, we'll never see it.

[Preen59]

No doubt, we'll never see it.

No, what you mean is.. It'll never happen to you! :P

[Whubbsie]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gy200pE0ywM&feature=player_embedded

old polo does this too...but faster!

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2010/06/tumblr_l3dg522DXP1qz7lxdo1_400gif-1.jpg

[Buller_Scott]

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2010/06/tumblr_l3dg522DXP1qz7lxdo1_400gif-1.jpg

WTF is that thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kiel_GTI]

pretty sure its from some wierd ABC cartoon, i recognised that face from somewhere.

very suspicious of that guys movements, much like clowns, and dwarfs.

[team_v]

It's from that old tv show about a family of dinosaurs.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dinosaurs_%28TV_series%29

Think "married with children" type thing but with dinosuars.

[Whubbsie]

WTF is that thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHA god you must be young... or I'm seriously getting really old.

[maca]

No, what you mean is.. It'll never happen to you! :P
:O!! Only buttsore it wasn't you :P

HAHA god you must be young... or I'm seriously getting really old.
How young is young... Or how old is old? I remember that show heaps! I also remember when Pizza Hut was giving out the toys and people were using them as tow-ball covers :banana:

[Jayse]

it's from that old tv show about a family of dinosaurs.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/dinosaurs_%28tv_series%29

think "married with children" type thing but with dinosuars.

agggaaaaaaaaiiiinnnn!! Again again!!

[seangti]

hahaha, "not the baby" isn't that a quote from that show.

[team_v]

hahaha, "not the baby" isn't that a quote from that show.

Not the Mama!

[Jayse]

Not the Mama!

IsLkAEHR0gM

[Whubbsie]

:O!! Only buttsore it wasn't you :P

How young is young... Or how old is old? I remember that show heaps! I also remember when Pizza Hut was giving out the toys and people were using them as tow-ball covers :banana:

young enough to never of see the show or know who that baby is..... old enough to remember something that someone young doesn't .

[Kiel_GTI]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUdMEe4DmyQ

HAHAH. funniest beer ad.

[Jarred]

BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAh.. I silent lol'd

[maca]

young enough to never of see the show or know who that baby is..... old enough to remember something that someone young doesn't .

AWESOME. I'm 19 and I didn't understand a word you just said.

[Whubbsie]

AWESOME. I'm 19 and I didn't understand a word you just said.

haha yeah I wish I could blame that on age.... but I think it's just me :(

and for comparison I'm 27

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2010/06/swimsuit_issuepng-1.jpg

[Preen59]

Hahahaha. Nice one whubbsie.

[hooba]

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2010/06/K65kpQPuIoamy1vowowWUwa5o1_500png-1.jpg

[Buller_Scott]

man, bukkake = baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaad. but kinda interesting to watch. like medical tv shows.

[velly_16v_cab]

man, bukkake = baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaad. but kinda interesting to watch. like medical tv shows.

that has to be a sig quote right there!!!

[Preen59]

that has to be a sig quote right there!!!

Done and Done. :)

[Preen59]

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2010/06/K65kpQPuIoamy1vowowWUwa5o1_500png-1.jpg

That's a chick's Tshirt too! hahahahahaha.

[maca]

Lol. Bukkake.

Check out the Wikipedia article picture.

[Preen59]

Lol. Bukkake.

Check out the Wikipedia article picture.

THIS (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/90/Wikibukkake.png/800px-Wikibukkake.png) one? hahaha. (NSFW or pansies)

[Mrk_Mickey]

THIS (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/90/Wikibukkake.png/800px-Wikibukkake.png) one? hahaha.

Hahaha...thanks for that douchebag!

[maca]

THIS (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/90/Wikibukkake.png/800px-Wikibukkake.png) one? hahaha.

NSFW that crap before I report your Caddy-ass :P

[maca]

Hahaha...thanks for that douchebag!

Aww, too much for your young mind?

[Preen59]

Hahaha...thanks for that douchebag!


Aww, too much for your young mind?

So on one hand you want to report me, but on the other wish to laugh at others that view it? Nice work mr hypocracy. :P

[maca]

So on one hand you want to report me, but on the other wish to laugh at others that view it? Nice work mr hypocracy. :P

Call me Mr. Hypo-crazy.

[hooba]

THIS (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/90/Wikibukkake.png/800px-Wikibukkake.png) one? hahaha. (NSFW or pansies)

You stay classy, Preen59. :D

[Preen59]

You stay classy, Preen59. :D

Hahaha. That makes me want to change back to my old Ron Burgandy Avatar.

[parso_rex]

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2010/06/80952917-1.jpg

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2010/06/80971490-1.jpg

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2010/06/80995696-1.jpg

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2010/06/80898280-1.jpg

:)

[maca]

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2010/06/80898280-1.jpg

:)

That's a bit harsh..

[maca]

Clicky (moderately NSFW) (http://img.moronail.net/img/0/5/505.jpg)

[Ben J]

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2010/06/0XaYU-1.jpg

Some google streetview fun
http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2010/06/burninghouse-1.jpg

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2010/06/bikefalldown-1.jpg

[hooba]

The one involving the pedestrian standing in the middle of the intersection at the 2 minute mark is amazing.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QESfEd180rQ

[Buller_Scott]

hey man that's not funny- at 3:24 and 3:35, two VW's get scratched!!!

but un all seriousness... i am a) glad that i dont live there; b) thinking that melbourne is going the same way; and c) sympathetic to about 10% of the peeps on this clip.

amazing.......

[Jarred]

were they all driving with their eyes closed or something??!

worst drivers ever..

[maca]

The one involving the pedestrian standing in the middle of the intersection at the 2 minute mark is amazing.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QESfEd180rQ

The calibre of those low speed accidents are too much for me to handle. I was laughing the whole duration of the video.

[velly_16v_cab]

blind drivers or something!??!?! that video was epic!!!

[hooba]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wak32ZpnCyg

[gareth_oau]

those crashes in China are amazing!!

and people pick on Perth drivers????

seems like a distinct lack of common sense abounds!

[rayray086]

The calibre of those low speed accidents are too much for me to handle. I was laughing the whole duration of the video.

I was too; felt a little bad though cos some of them looked pretty nasty!

[Buller_Scott]

and people pick on Perth drivers????


well, they cant possibly be any worse than melbourne drivers/ riders.

non-tax paying pushbike riders who by law are given right of way and who ride on the roads during peak hour when there are perfectly smooth bike paths in the middle of the nature strip just 10 meters over+ mentality now that motor bike riders should be allowed to lane split and they curse you if you arent parked right over on the median strip so that they can get through + no one seems to know who has right of way at a round about + millions of dollars wasted on signs because no one "keeps left unless overtaking" = just a hint of the brilliance seen on our victorian roads.....

[woofy]

I find the bike rules in Vic very odd, I think they should just paint the lines down the footpath in congested areas and let them ride there, they do some really stupid things otherwise, it's bad enough motorbikes do lane splitting in the worst places, but its completely idiotic where some bike riders do it, and at times scooters.

I don't know if the laws have changed but when I used to have a motorbike licence, lane splitting was only allowed next to a parked row of cars, not any old gap in whatever lane I chose. Especially not on a multilane freeway in the far right lanes when cars are chopping and changing. The best of the worst example is when a motorbike that is too big scrapes cars parked at lights, that happened to a workmate. The worst is when they get cleaned up by a car that had a snowflakes chance in hell of ever seeing them changing lanes on a freeway with a bike tearing up into the blind spot by not staying in a lane.

[velly_16v_cab]

http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129188110355564600.jpg

http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129188740071424682.jpg

http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129172374975251000.jpg

http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129181010593234648.jpg

http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/antilockep1.jpg

[Preen59]

Killers, Velly. Love em!!

[Treza360]

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2010/06/Vittek-2.jpg

[Treza360]

And while funny this is a deathly serious topic. The singing might be appalling but still they carry a very important message.
There's even a website: http://anyonebutengland.com/
Cheers,
Trent


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csx9xXEiGJQ

[hooba]

Take care of your DSG people.

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/comment/12/2010/06/2b2c6c2669d04e5e1dd618c5abf8ec34/340x.jpg

[Whubbsie]

http://cdn-www.i-am-bored.com/media/facebookpeta.jpg

[Speed]

Ah Wubbisie, love it.
So Wubbsie you think its okay to post some funny shiz? cause if so you really have every place in this conversation and should not back off right now.
I may not support every joke in here but what I am trying to say is that was seriously funny, how can anybody be against that?

;)

[Whubbsie]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4WlqoRaru0&feature=player_embedded

http://cdn-www.i-am-bored.com/media/keepswomenbusy.jpg
http://cdn-www.i-am-bored.com/media/caveexplorer.jpg

[hooba]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRIk_rWKH3g

[maca]

I had to share this with you after a mate told me about it.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVE60zwXx1k

[stotto]

HAHAHAHAHAHA. Thats gold. WIN for the chimpanzee.

[lawny]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXmb7bTSMgE&feature=player_embedded

[maca]

A valid representation of all Jetta drivers?
http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2010/06/dasgagavw-1.jpg

[Whubbsie]

A valid representation of all Jetta drivers?
http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2010/06/dasgagavw-1.jpg

what.... gay?

[GoLfMan]

Shhhhhnnnnnaaaaaapppppppp :p

[maca]

what.... gay?

You're still buttsore about that vuvu page :P

[Buller_Scott]

that chimp raping a frog is unbelievable..... absolute gold!

[Golf Houso]

http://www.sierrasnowboard.com/forum/uploads/212618/internet_white_knight.gif

I'm still disturbed by that chimp...

[cartertronic]

How to upset a national hero..

http://img576.imageshack.us/img576/9657/howtoupsetanationalhero.jpg (http://img576.imageshack.us/i/howtoupsetanationalhero.jpg/)

For those struggling to place the great man ...
d3C-Rzo2Iwo

[Jarred]

hahahahah I lol'd!

[Rocket36]

http://i639.photobucket.com/albums/uu115/kjnielsen/34181_1481158510841_1290166174_3131.jpg

[Rocket36]

How to upset a national hero..

http://i639.photobucket.com/albums/uu115/kjnielsen/devistation.jpg

[cartertronic]

Haha! Nice :D

P.S - devastation :emo_baghead:

[maca]

How to upset a national hero..

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/ (http://img576.imageshack.us/i/howtoupsetanationalhero.jpg/)

For those struggling to place the great man ...


Am I missing something?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqg2pBDxR7A

[Rocket36]

Am I missing something?

You don't give Boony a beer with that much head!

[maca]

You don't give Boony a beer with that much head!

Boony?

Head?

[cartertronic]

Boony?

Head?

Somebody remove this guys citizenship!

[maca]

Somebody remove this guys citizenship!

I shall resort to my dual :emo_baghead:

[cartertronic]

I shall resort to my dual :emo_baghead:

Hahah!

btw...
Boonie is a cricketing legend, renowned for drinking 52 beers on a single flight from Australia to England!

Head (in this instance) is the amount of froth on a beer :)

[Buller_Scott]

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/

oh man, i just had to type it in, and that's for real!!!!!!!!!!

holy isht..... who does what to make who, pay, for that?

[Ozram]

http://i559.photobucket.com/albums/ss36/Ozram57/634128666398965040-Vuvuzela.jpg

[hooba]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuYrGaf1wJc

[Jayse]

OBGOQ7SsJrw

enjoy.

[Merlin8r]

Oh that's gold!

[Dub_Star_V6]

Genuine answers from 16 year olds:


Q. Name the four seasons
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar

Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink
A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists

Q. How is dew formed
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire

Q. What causes the tides in the oceans
A. The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight

Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on
A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed

Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections
A. Very important. S e x can only happen when a male gets an election

Q. What are steroids
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs (Shoot yourself now, there is little hope)

Q. What happens to your body as you age
A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental

Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty
A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery (So true)

Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
A. Premature death

Q. What is artificial insemination
A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow

Q. How can you delay milk turning sour
A. Keep it in the cow (Simple, but brilliant)

Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorised (e.g. The abdomen)
A. The body is consisted into 3 parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity.
The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal
cavity contains the five bowels: A, E, I, O and U (Oh dear...)

Q. What is the fibula?
A. A small lie

Q. What does 'varicose' mean?
A. Nearby (Oh so varicose - penne all'arriabata, anyone? YouTube - Eddie Izzard- Death Star Canteen (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv5iEK-IEzw))

Q. What is the most common form of birth control
A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium (That would work)

Q. Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarean section'
A. The caesarean section is a district in Rome

Q. What is a seizure?
A. A Roman Emperor. (Julius Seizure, I came, I saw, I had a fit)

Q. What is a terminal illness
A. When you are sick at the airport (Irrefutable, especially if you have the chicken on long-haul)

Q. Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature?
A. Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and they look like umbrellas

Q. Use the word 'judicious' in a sentence to show you understand its meaning
A. Hands that judicious can be soft as your face (Mmmm, soft like a lady)

Q. What does the word 'benign' mean?
A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight

Q. What is a turbine?
A. Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his head

[Buller_Scott]

think "idiocracy".....

[Whubbsie]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/5cfeda0d-32c0-479c-aa6d-b5b75934d9a6.jpghttp://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/0f89f63c-3dc7-4f38-b638-e24ec578c6b6.jpg
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/129208040413299878.jpg
http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/06da680e-a7d3-4cb1-b9b7-3360c0d202e0.jpghttp://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/129207382790364068.jpg
http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129193886881062493.jpg

[Speed]

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/


Gold Gold Gold!!!!

[Preen59]

This is what WE do to naughty boys!

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk182/preen59/image001-1.jpg

[Mrk_Mickey]

those questions and answers were hilarious, ahahhaahahha

[Whubbsie]

http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/objectaphilia.png

[Preen59]

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/

Love it, dude. Hahaha.

[Ben_GTI]

I dunno about you guys, but I crack up when I see this guy on his videos..... Rednecks are a pissa


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOPNEjYWFSI

[Preen59]

Hahaha. That's pretty funny.

Must be up close to Canada by the accent.

[Whubbsie]

One for the missus


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owGykVbfgUE

[Preen59]

Haha. Seen it before but definitely worth another watch!!

[aus79]

YouTube - Hitler reacts to Chev badges on Commodores (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkeMvvm5sGA)



funny video.... laughed and cried

[Mrk_Mickey]

Agh, he talked so fast in that ad, I could only get it after like three double-takes! Funny tho

[gareth_oau]

they were analysing the old spice advert on gruen transfer on wednesday.

Brilliantly done advert filmed for real with very little CGI involved

[wombatoutofhell]

an italian, a frenchman and an australian are talking about sex
The italian says when I finish making love to my girl she levitates 6 inches off the bed
The frechman says after 6 hours of continuous love making my girl levitates3 feet off the bed

The australian says struth mate when I finish rootin me sheila, I get off the bed wipe me cock on the curtains and she goes through the roof

[Preen59]

I love that joke. :D

[572]

Had this sent to me this morning. Epic fail...



Apparently this was taken last week on Old Northern Road Albany Creek, QLD.
It has about 2 tonnes of concrete blend and 200kg bags of cement in the back.


http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2010/07/overloadedholdenute-1.jpg

[GoLfMan]

now THATS some negative camber :D

[gareth_oau]

YouTube - Hitler reacts to Chev badges on Commodores (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkeMvvm5sGA)



funny video.... laughed and cried

i posted this youtube link on a ford forum - thought it might generate some laughs.

One guy said he's glad Hitler didnt win the war, or we might all be forced to drive Porsches as our dailies :bangheadwall::duh:

I'm trying (but failing miserably) to understand what its like to have such a teeny brain

[lawny]

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2010/07/36870_403647150058_582500058_490391-1.jpg

[Preen59]

Man, i'm so glad i'm not a ranga!

[lawny]

Hahahaha it's sad that I posted it, cos I am :(

[Preen59]

Hahahaha it's sad that I posted it, cos I am :(

Nice. Stay out of the sun, dude. :P

[maca]

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2010/07/carboatpng-1.jpg

[lawny]

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2010/07/Bravery-1.jpg
http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2010/07/Frank-1.jpg
http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2010/07/Definately_Safer-1.jpg

[hooba]

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l36cbfub6S1qb4spao1_500.jpg

[maca]

I bought a TDI badge today and on the packaging, I saw this...

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2010/07/gticaprice-1.jpg

[Speed]

I bought a TDI badge today and on the packaging, I saw this...

Maca, What exactly am I looking for? Alls I see is GTI and a Mazda 6.. I think.

[maca]

Maca, What exactly am I looking for? Alls I see is GTI and a Mazda 6.. I think.

Look at the car the GTI badge is on...

[maca]

NSFW (Language).

Clicky. (http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/jessi-slaughter-you-dun-goofd-the-consquences-will-never-be-the-same)

Now I wouldn't normally laugh at this sort of thing, but that's what she gets for trolling the world.

Quotes like "I've backtraced it" and "Consequences will never be the same" just make this world a happier yet more depressing place.

[fourmo]

YouTube - Train Trip Girl (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nQdS88O66w&feature=player_embedded)

[gareth_oau]

wow, she even managed some two syllables words in there!! impressive.

unfortunately, we let these people breed

[DubSteve]

Hahahahahaha

[fourmo]

wow, she even managed some two syllables words in there!! impressive.

unfortunately, we let these people breed



... and vote, lol

[Speed]

Trailer trash!

[Whubbsie]

classy....

[Preen59]

Meh. It's dumb arses like them that do the jobs no one else wants to..

[Jace]

He reminds me of a co-worker. I need a new line of work.

(Edit: the redneck, i mean)

[Kiel_GTI]

NSFW (Language).

Clicky. (http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/jessi-slaughter-you-dun-goofd-the-consquences-will-never-be-the-same)

Now I wouldn't normally laugh at this sort of thing, but that's what she gets for trolling the world.

Quotes like "I've backtraced it" and "Consequences will never be the same" just make this world a happier yet more depressing place.

You dun goof'd!!
Calling the cyber pohlice.

Seen /b/ today...interesting stuff.

[maca]

you dun goof'd!!
Calling the cyber pohlice.

Seen /b/ today...interesting stuff.

consequences will never be the same.

[gareth_oau]

Meh. It's dumb arses like them that do the jobs no one else wants to..

you think?

I bet she's social securitied up to her eyeballs

[Arctra]

Ouch!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyMDNzhfwn0&feature=related

[Merlin8r]

The hell? They all fell off?

[gareth_oau]

so is that what you call a slammed car? LOL

for that to happen, I'm assuming somebody has loosened all his wheel nuts?

[Jayse]

so is that what you call a slammed car? LOL

for that to happen, I'm assuming somebody has loosened all his wheel nuts?

googled "RX7 wheel falls off" and found this:

Apparently what happened was that someone came up with the wrong lug nuts with the wrong threading. They seemed tight until they fell off! This happened on June 10, 2007 in the Dixie Autocross (RX7 Wheels Fall Off - Video (http://www.maniacworld.com/rx7-wheels-fall.html))

all in all: FAIL!

Cheers,

Jayse.

[gareth_oau]

if stupid people were illegal, thats more than half our comedy eliminated

[Jace]

It's pretty awesome that each wheel falls off at the same time.
If that was a golf there'd be oil everywhere haha.
Hopefully the RPF1's weren't damaged!

[Ryan_R]

Has anyone seen this ad before?

YouTube - The New Golf GT with TSI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ri0wpkZJqPo)

[Ozram]

YouTube - How To wash your car with one bucket of water (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zj3sIFtfb4g)

[Jayse]

YouTube - How To wash your car with one bucket of water (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zj3sIFtfb4g)

haha..thats crazy!!!

[Gene]

EPIC. LOL

http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/6717/pic18762.jpg (http://img717.imageshack.us/i/pic18762.jpg/)

[Mrk_Mickey]

Hahahaha, summed up so well...so well it hurts!

[velly_16v_cab]

http://cheezfailbooking.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/funny-gifs-indeed.gif

[DubSteve]

Hahaha wtf!

[Jayse]

haha.. motorboat.........mmmmmmmmmmm...

here's an oldie but a goodie:

An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand walks into a Small village and sees a local sitting on his veranda patting his dog.
He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the Kiwi
'G'day, mind if I talk to your dog?'
Villager: 'The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie.'
Ventriloquist: 'Hello dog, how's it going mate?'
Dog: 'Yeah, doin' all right.'
Kiwi: (look of extreme shock)
Ventriloquist: 'Is this villager your owner?' (pointing at the Villager)
Dog: 'Yep'
Ventriloquist: 'How does he treat you?'
Dog: 'Yeah, real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food And takes me to the lake once a week to play.'
Kiwi: (look of utter disbelief)
Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your horse?'
Kiwi: 'Uh, the horse doesn't talk either...I think.'
Ventriloquist: 'Hey horse, how's it going?'
Horse: 'Cool'
Kiwi: (absolutely dumbfounded)
Ventriloquist: 'Is this your owner?' (Pointing at the villager)
Horse: 'Yep'
Ventriloquist: How does he treat you?
Horse: 'Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, Brushes me down often and keeps me in the shed to protect me from the Elements.'
Kiwi: (total look of amazement)
Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your sheep?'
Kiwi: (in a panic) 'The sheep's a f*****' liar……'

[Preen59]

Awesome joke.

[maca]

haha.. motorboat.........mmmmmmmmmmm...

here's an oldie but a goodie:

An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand walks into a Small village and sees a local sitting on his veranda patting his dog.
He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the Kiwi
'G'day, mind if I talk to your dog?'
Villager: 'The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie.'
Ventriloquist: 'Hello dog, how's it going mate?'
Dog: 'Yeah, doin' all right.'
Kiwi: (look of extreme shock)
Ventriloquist: 'Is this villager your owner?' (pointing at the Villager)
Dog: 'Yep'
Ventriloquist: 'How does he treat you?'
Dog: 'Yeah, real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food And takes me to the lake once a week to play.'
Kiwi: (look of utter disbelief)
Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your horse?'
Kiwi: 'Uh, the horse doesn't talk either...I think.'
Ventriloquist: 'Hey horse, how's it going?'
Horse: 'Cool'
Kiwi: (absolutely dumbfounded)
Ventriloquist: 'Is this your owner?' (Pointing at the villager)
Horse: 'Yep'
Ventriloquist: How does he treat you?
Horse: 'Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, Brushes me down often and keeps me in the shed to protect me from the Elements.'
Kiwi: (total look of amazement)
Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your sheep?'
Kiwi: (in a panic) 'The sheep's a f*****' liar……'

Old thinks that one's old.



:P

[gareth_oau]

Guy goes into local pharmacy, and explains he's got a REALLY hot date tonight, 2 women, and was worried he might not be able to fully perform, and could the pharmasist offer anything to help.

Pharmacist looks under the counter and grabs some extra strength viagra, but warns him under no circumstances was the guy to take more than one.

Next morning the guy wanders back into the pharmacy and asks for some Deepheat. While serving him, the pharmacist asks how his date went?

It was a disaster, the guy says, I was really nervous about non-performance so I took 2 of those pills, and look, he says, dropping his pants to expose a horribly battered and bruised ****.

'My god' says the pharmacist, 'you cant put Deepheat on that'.

'You dont understand' says the guy, 'its for my arms. the ladies didnt show up'

[Jayse]

The World's Happiest Bear!!!

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2010/07/image002-1.jpg

[Preen59]

Love it, Gareth.

[gareth_oau]

jayse, I'd say kylie looks happier!

[Jayse]

jayse, I'd say kylie looks happier!

lol, true Gareth,
The true gift of giving...with a smile!

[hooba]

Can't improve on perfection....


http://i982.photobucket.com/albums/ae310/hjalti_gto2/bmw-vs-lada.jpg

[proj]

The World's Happiest Bear!!!

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2010/07/image002-1.jpg


i wish i was that bear... :(

[quozl]

http://media01.biertijd.com/galleries/biertijd1007/100729_picparty51/BT16.jpg

More good ones here (http://biertijd.com/mediaplayer/?itemid=21974)

[The_Hawk]

http://media01.biertijd.com/galleries/biertijd1007/100729_picparty51/BT16.jpg

[quozl]

Umm I just posted that?

[The_Hawk]

Umm I just posted that?

Seems that website doesn't allow hotlinks, so you don't actually see those images unless they are already cached by your browser, which is why I didn't see yours until after I posted mine and re-opened the thread. Confusing yes.

[Preen59]

Can't improve on perfection....


http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Awesome.

A fella from work used to have a Lada Niva. He said to me "The manual says it's top speed is 120km/h... But buggered if i'm going to drive it that fast to find out!!" hahahaha.

[Spyda]

http://a.imageshack.us/img824/2118/demotivationalpostersfa.jpg

[Preen59]

Bahaha. Love Gears. Awesome games! :)

[Jarred]

i actually saw a lada 2105 today!

[Preen59]

I bet the person driving it wasn't smiling. Hahaha.


Unless they were high...... Or Houso. :P

[DubSteve]

I bet the person driving it wasn't smiling. Hahaha.


Unless they were high...... Or Houso. :P

Hahahahahahahahaha zing!

[Whubbsie]

from this point on little children or pregnant women should not watch....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TH_dKfBI40&feature=player_embedded

[Ryan_R]

^Perhaps a text link might be better

[hooba]

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/comment/13242/2010/08/23bceb2a7a02f8ebc71d1b3775d53ffc/340x.png


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E14kNqMwD6s

[anthony_VWJET]

UFC Followers...
YouTube - ‪Roger Huerta knocks out large black man‬‎ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34R6YNDVFG0)

LOL he was KTFO!

[Jace]

UFC Followers...
YouTube - ‪Roger Huerta knocks out large black man‬‎ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34R6YNDVFG0)

LOL he was KTFO!

Awesome :rolleyes:

http://9gag.com/photo/13684_540.jpg

[velly_16v_cab]

UFC Followers...
YouTube - ‪Roger Huerta knocks out large black man‬‎ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34R6YNDVFG0)

LOL he was KTFO!

Thats what he deserves for hitting a woman!!!...what a ****!!!