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Markybhoy
29-09-2009, 09:31 AM
INNER PEACE

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and
we all could probably use more calm in our lives!

A doctor on a TV talk show this morning said that the way to achieve inner
peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my
house to see things that I'd started and hadn't finished.

Before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot,
a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, abutle of vocka, a pockage of
Pringlies, tha mainder of a botl Prozic and Valumscriptins, the res of the
Chesescke an a box a chocolets. Yu haf no idr who fikin gud I fel.

Peas sen dis orn to anyy yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece.

Mrk_Mickey
29-09-2009, 12:46 PM
Haha that took me a second, I was like wtf typo's...oooooooohhh. :duh:

mikepologti
30-09-2009, 11:21 AM
wouldnt work in my house hold,.................oh wait never minde lmao

maca
30-09-2009, 01:00 PM
HAhaha very nice!!

Markybhoy
30-09-2009, 10:40 PM
Glad you like! I have a whole bunch of graduates at my disposal to furnish me with joyful emails. Unfortunately most of those email are NSFW, so can't really publish them here. I have told the grads that although they are NSFW, it doesn't count when they're sending them to me lol.