My car on ebay for $1 (TRD LASER) TRDLZR

[blue_reality]

Yes its true VW fans: You can own the TRDLZR.

Available for the first time...

"IT'S THE TRD LASER - IT WILL AMAZE YA!"

For anyone that has ever wanted a true show car, now is your opportunity to own a meticulously modified example which was funded with contributions from vwwatercooled.

Why waste your money with euro cars when this is true style and prestige.

The car was originally a 1994 Ford Laser GLi but now as you can see, the car has been completely customised into a head turning, chick pulling, race magnet...

The car recently pulled a 19 second pass at Eastern Creek raceway and was a crowd favorite. (Time slip available on request)

Car has been put on dyno but put out so much power the dyno actually exploded.

The modifications are almost too comprehensive to list - but these are just some of the goodies.

* Custom flamed paint job (but famous yet unknown artist)
* Classy rear GT wing (for downforce and ladies)
* Custom mismatched speed stripes
* WRX style bonnet scoop (to scare the V8's)
* Undercar Blue NEONS, switchable on the dash
* In car neons and chinese performance lantern
* Updated gear knob and shift boot
* Race style pedals for extreme KFC drive through launches
* Steering Wheel cover for extra grip (for drifting)
* Monster Tacho with 7 colour changing lights
* Custom chrome painted dash components
* Red brake calipers for extreme braking performance
* TRD Windscreen Sticker
* JDM 'Shopping List' on rear windows
* Custom JDM Tinted rear windows (fronts clear so everyone can see you)
* Ralliart Fuel Cap Sticker
* Special 'LADIES ONLY' rear passenger door
* Baggy white seat covers
* Single fluffy dice (2 dice is so last decade)

We are starting this auction for the rediculously low price of 1 dollar.
Thats right ONE single Australian Dollar.
If you're from the UK, thats around 50p, if you're from America, thats around 80US cents. Internationally cheap.

All the info and pics and videos are available here:

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/Ford-Laser-with-TRD-Modifications_W0QQitemZ120465307180QQcmdZViewItemQ QptZAU_Cars?hash=item1c0c4ab62c&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14#ht_1545wt_1167

[WABIT]

yay! im the highest bidder! $102
but id change the plates to TRDZLA lol
dom

[gareth_oau]

LOL $1? that's negotiable I presume - will you take 50c ??? j:

[blue_reality]

Also we are donating the proceeds to The Starlight Foundation so dig deep and then either register it - or bush bash it and send us the video for our next DVD!

[STV4SYT]

Does the TRD stand for "TURD"

[blue_reality]

Plates TRDLZR stands for TuRD LoZer. (Turd Loser or POO FAIL)

The ebay questions are hilarious:

Question & Answer
Q: Is it true that the Stig was offered to test this car on Top Gear Australia, but he declined as he deemed it 'too powerful for even I to drive'? 02-Sep-09
A: That is a straight out lie, the Truth is Jeremy Clarkson actually DID drive this car but literally shat himself thereby creating quite a rotten stench in the automobile

Q: How many ladies fit on the back seat? 02-Sep-09
A: You haven't specified 'sitting' or 'lying down' ... ?

Q: My grandma needs a car and she likes doing burnouts. Does this car do sick burnouts? 02-Sep-09
A: we haven't tested the burnout feature of this car although TRD assure us it is possible. I would recommend a test drive for your grandma.

Q: im just wondering what angle can the car drift in the rain? can a higher angle be maintained with a drift button installed? 02-Sep-09
A: it can maintain a 349degree drift, usually that angle occurs after you've maintained a nice 35 degree drift and the back end has snapped around. i would suggest a RWD conversion to solve the above issue

Q: Is it true that this car won Bathurst last year? I'm in year 10 and want a hot ride for my formal to pull some chicks. Does it come with condoms? 02-Sep-09
A: Like the GT-R Skylines of the Early 90's, this car was BANNED from participating in the above event, not that it mattered - no one would be brave enough to pilot it anyway. The glove box will come with a healthy supply of above Propylaptics if necessary

Q: hi, can you please tell me how powerful the pussy magnet is on this car, im one of those blokes who is a no-hoper and need a beautiful car like this, thankyou 02-Sep-09
A: I've been told my by local expert that it has a Phase 9 magnet onboard, that should be good for an effective range of around 250 meters in a 360 degree radius.

Q: Please advise what is the longest skid you have achieved in this car? Also, would it be capable of longer, sicker skids with further mods? 02-Sep-09
A: Thanks for your enquiry. Longest skid current stands at 4.76 meters as measured by my right eyeball. Car is capable of both longer AND sicker skids you if you adjust the ignition timing on the right bank specifically the exhaust valve on the 7th cylinder.

[AusScare]

haha nice, I'd bid if it were in Brisbane.

Good luck with the sale!

[16v_kid]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO on the questions...

what is it with these people these days...are they for real or just joking?

:(

[WABIT]

i asked the 2nd last question hahahahaa

dom

[peedman]

if i bid on it and accidentally win it, can i offer to pay the money but not keep the car? im all for charity but no way will i drive that car at all. lol

edit: hahaha im winning with a highest bid of $110 :)

[blue_reality]

if i bid on it and accidentally win it, can i offer to pay the money but not keep the car? im all for charity but no way will i drive that car at all. lol

edit: hahaha im winning with a highest bid of $110 :)

Don't worry it will go for more than that. Just the rear GT wing is worth $200. Monster tacho $200 and neons $150 so someone could buy it $500, take off the rice, trash the car and still be doing well.

And the outrageous questions continue:


Question & Answer
Q: Those flames look JDM. Does that mean it has VTAK? or VVTi-y0? If it has either of those turbos, will it be able to drift? I need a car to battle against a Mustang that has had a RB26DET conversion. 02-Sep-09
A: Flames are euro. It has variable germanic valve interpolation. The TOFU88 balls bearing tabochacha has also been fitted. Please read other questions as i have already covered the drifting ability of this vehicle. This car will eat the mustangs balls for breakfast and then vomit them back into the mustang at dinner time.

Q: im quite a fan of the movie Superman, im sure you have seen it. There is a scene where superman flies sooo fast, that he himself manages to turn back time. Now! i know this is a movie and i havent been worried about it till now... is this something i should prepare for? shouldn't you alert the community before unleashing such a potential time-bomb?? 02-Sep-09
A: We recommend you check out the DeLorean episode viewable on the mightycarmods.com website. It covers all your questions and more. We can negotiate a superman outfit into the deal on the condition is says TRDLZR across the chest instead of an S.

Q: please confirm - car comes at no extra cost with all those mods? can i buy now? 02-Sep-09
A: Buy it now was set at $50,000 - that feature is now disabled as someone bid the $1 starting price.

Q: If the car is too fast can I somehow slow it down? 02-Sep-09
A: Drag. Change the angle of the wing on the back of the car so it sticks straight up in the air like a sailboat.

Q: I just jizzed in my pants and dont know what to do.. should i buy it? 02-Sep-09
A: Free box of tissues included with sale.

Q: Two questions actually. 1)Is it true that the TRDLZR is actually KARR? 2) And if so, can we programme it to hunt down Warren Brown? 02-Sep-09
A: 1. You are a nerd. 2: Certainly, with appropriate nerdy early 80's tech i'm sure anything is possible.

Q: any stains on seats? 02-Sep-09
A: Many, but The Rug doctor 2000 has taken care of them.

Q: ur car is full hectic. i saw it in 9to5 magazine last week - would you swap for a blender (Sunbeam) and tiffany toaster? 02-Sep-09
A: We will not swap for appliances or white goods.

Q: are the neons hectic at night? do you still need the headlights on at night ur can u just use the neons? 02-Sep-09
A: The neons give out a substantial glow, it has been known to cause many UFO sightings from whatever area we cruise through. Headlights are useful safety item, but not essential on this car.

Q: will you ship to malaysia? thank you and please respond. love thes car 02-Sep-09
A: We will only ship the car on a private Yacht, that means you must pilot the yacht to our front door, load the car, then sail home

[KI11Z]

HAHA LMAO! :bowdown: funniest ish in ages! :banana:

[GoLfMan]

ROFLMAOCOPTERPLANEOMGFUNNY

I cant' stop laughing man, you just made my day :D those questions are gold!

[Greg Roles]

I just wish I could come up with something funny to ask! Those are gold!!

[Mrk_Mickey]

Hahahahahah this is brilliant, good on you guys for handing your work back into the community!! If I had the spare cash to buy it and thrash it around i'd so do it hahaha...

[mikepologti]

hahah awsome is it still on flea bay? ill have to check it out when i get home from work. awsome cause guys :)

[Yevvy]

$560!!! :eek:

[mikepologti]

hahah i think this entire thread belongs in the humour section haha........my god im still laughing.

[The_Hawk]

Looks like it's all done at $630. Nice work.