sci_fianime
19-06-2009, 05:17 PM
Top 10 rejection lines
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (and what they actually mean)
10. I think of you as a brother.
TRUE MEANING: You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in Deliverance.
9. There’s a slight difference in our ages.
TRUE MEANING: You are one jurassic geezer.
8. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way.
TRUE MEANING: You are the ugliest dork I’ve ever laid eyes upon.
7. My life is too complicated right now.
TRUE MEANING: I don’t want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I’m seeing.
6. I’ve got a boyfriend
TRUE MEANING: who’s really my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry’s.
5. I don’t date men where I work.
TRUE MEANING: Hey, bud, I wouldn’t even date you if you were in the same ’solar system’, much less the same building.
4. It’s not you, it’s me.
TRUE MEANING: It’s not me, it’s you.
3. I’m concentrating on my career.
TRUE MEANING: Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.
2. I’m celibate.
TRUE MEANING:I’ve sworn off only men like you.
…and the number 1 rejection line given by women (and what it actually means)
1. Let’s be friends.
TRUE MEANING: I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet. It’s that male
perspective thing)
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men
(and what they actually mean)
10. I think of you as a sister.
TRUE MEANING: You’re ugly.
9. There’s a slight difference in our ages.
TRUE MEANING: You’re ugly.
8. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way.
TRUE MEANING: You’re ugly.
7. My life is too complicated right now.
TRUE MEANING: You’re ugly.
6. I’ve got a girlfriend.
TRUE MEANING: You’re ugly.
5. I don’t date women where I work.
TRUE MEANING: You’re ugly.
4. It’s not you, it’s me.
TRUE MEANING: You’re ugly.
3. I’m concentrating on my career.
TRUE MEANING: You’re ugly.
2. I’m celibate.
TRUE MEANING: (You’re ugly.)
…and the number 1 rejection line given by men (and what it actually means)
1. Let’s be friends.
TRUE MEANING: You’re unbelievably ugly.
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (and what they actually mean)
10. I think of you as a brother.
TRUE MEANING: You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in Deliverance.
9. There’s a slight difference in our ages.
TRUE MEANING: You are one jurassic geezer.
8. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way.
TRUE MEANING: You are the ugliest dork I’ve ever laid eyes upon.
7. My life is too complicated right now.
TRUE MEANING: I don’t want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I’m seeing.
6. I’ve got a boyfriend
TRUE MEANING: who’s really my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry’s.
5. I don’t date men where I work.
TRUE MEANING: Hey, bud, I wouldn’t even date you if you were in the same ’solar system’, much less the same building.
4. It’s not you, it’s me.
TRUE MEANING: It’s not me, it’s you.
3. I’m concentrating on my career.
TRUE MEANING: Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.
2. I’m celibate.
TRUE MEANING:I’ve sworn off only men like you.
…and the number 1 rejection line given by women (and what it actually means)
1. Let’s be friends.
TRUE MEANING: I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet. It’s that male
perspective thing)
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men
(and what they actually mean)
10. I think of you as a sister.
TRUE MEANING: You’re ugly.
9. There’s a slight difference in our ages.
TRUE MEANING: You’re ugly.
8. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way.
TRUE MEANING: You’re ugly.
7. My life is too complicated right now.
TRUE MEANING: You’re ugly.
6. I’ve got a girlfriend.
TRUE MEANING: You’re ugly.
5. I don’t date women where I work.
TRUE MEANING: You’re ugly.
4. It’s not you, it’s me.
TRUE MEANING: You’re ugly.
3. I’m concentrating on my career.
TRUE MEANING: You’re ugly.
2. I’m celibate.
TRUE MEANING: (You’re ugly.)
…and the number 1 rejection line given by men (and what it actually means)
1. Let’s be friends.
TRUE MEANING: You’re unbelievably ugly.