sporran
07-05-2009, 01:42 PM
Here's a German joke that was sent to me with just the slightest automotive reference.
> A German guy approaches a lady of the night.
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> > 'I vish to buy sex viz you.'
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> > 'OK,' says the girl, 'I'll charge £60 an hour.'
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> > '..ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky.'
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> > 'No problem,' she replies cautiously, 'I can do little kinky.'
> > So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four
> > large bedsprings and a duck caller.
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> > 'I vant zat you tie ze springs to each of your hans und knees.'
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> > The girl finds this most odd, but complies, fastening the springs as
> > he had said, to her hands and knees.
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> > 'Now you vill get on your hans und knees.'
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> > She duly does this, balancing precariously on the springs.
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> > 'You vill please to blow zis kwacker as I make love to you.'
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> > She finds it odd, but f igures it's harmless (and the guy is paying.)
> > She finds the sex is fantastic, as she is bounced all over the room by
> > the energetic German, all the time honking on the duck caller.
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> > The climax is the most sensational that she has ever experienced and
> > it is several minutes before she has enough breath to say,
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> > 'That was totally amazing, what do you call that position ?'
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> > 'Ah,' says the German . .'zat is ze....
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> A German guy approaches a lady of the night.
> >
> > 'I vish to buy sex viz you.'
> >
> > 'OK,' says the girl, 'I'll charge £60 an hour.'
> >
> > '..ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky.'
> >
> > 'No problem,' she replies cautiously, 'I can do little kinky.'
> > So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four
> > large bedsprings and a duck caller.
> >
> > 'I vant zat you tie ze springs to each of your hans und knees.'
> >
> > The girl finds this most odd, but complies, fastening the springs as
> > he had said, to her hands and knees.
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> > 'Now you vill get on your hans und knees.'
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> > She duly does this, balancing precariously on the springs.
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> > 'You vill please to blow zis kwacker as I make love to you.'
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> > She finds it odd, but f igures it's harmless (and the guy is paying.)
> > She finds the sex is fantastic, as she is bounced all over the room by
> > the energetic German, all the time honking on the duck caller.
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> > The climax is the most sensational that she has ever experienced and
> > it is several minutes before she has enough breath to say,
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> > 'That was totally amazing, what do you call that position ?'
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> > 'Ah,' says the German . .'zat is ze....
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