I lol'd for a bit...

[Dub_Star_V6]

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l1/Il_dottore/iloldgorilla.jpg
http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l1/Il_dottore/2dma6id.jpg

[Dub_Star_V6]

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l1/Il_dottore/2989240463_91b2b5607b_o.jpg

[RhysQ]

i lol'd....:D

[Golf Houso]

hahaha all three very funny, esp the 2nd...

[Dub_Star_V6]

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l1/Il_dottore/crash3.jpg
http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l1/Il_dottore/guesswhojacksonnd7.jpg

[Mrk_Mickey]

Lollollollollol very funny :D

[Dub_Star_V6]

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l1/Il_dottore/thosearemyshoes2vu.jpg

[mikepologti]

lmao ,.....funny stuff.:biggrin:

[Preen59]

That's pretty stupid.. But not half bad.. haha.

[Dub_Star_V6]

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l1/Il_dottore/image2c2c630e994ca91518ef4.jpg

[Dub_Star_V6]

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l1/Il_dottore/thumbsrollercoaster10pq6.jpg

[Dub_Star_V6]

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l1/Il_dottore/cobain_freebird.jpg

[pixl]

who let the /b/tards in here :duh:

[Dub_Star_V6]

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l1/Il_dottore/pizzagrafiti.jpg
http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l1/Il_dottore/pizzarolls.jpg

[Dub_Star_V6]

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l1/Il_dottore/roflbot-hqam.jpg

[Preen59]

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA A! :duh: Whoops!

[Mrk_Mickey]

Eep!! Oh snap, is all I could say to that...hahaha.

[Dub_Star_V6]

Ninja'd...

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l1/Il_dottore/1225335467993ya4.gif

[RhysQ]

Ninja'd...

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/

bahahahahaaha......thats awesome.

[Dub_Star_V6]

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l1/Il_dottore/1205380331459di6.gif

[Preen59]

Hahaha.. Dude, where do you come up with this crap! :biggrin:

[Dub_Star_V6]

What is up with that face!

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l1/Il_dottore/dhwj4rtYQj3cs7duMWje59pno1_250.jpg

[Dub_Star_V6]

Some blokes have all the luck.

Can you believe it? This guy wins $81 million in the lottery on a
Wednesday, then finds the love of his life just 2 days later.

How lucky is that!

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l1/Il_dottore/Miscellaneous/pic02144.jpg


Nice t-shirt, moron.

[Whubbsie]

Some blokes have all the luck.

Can you believe it? This guy wins $81 million in the lottery on a
Wednesday, then finds the love of his life just 2 days later.

How lucky is that!

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/


Nice t-shirt, moron.

his boobs are nearly as big as hers.

[DaveMack]

DubStar ... if you won $81million ... I'm sure you could have a matching set of ... :biggrin::biggrin: ... hanging over your arm in about 5 minutes flat ... as could we all. :biggrin:

Dave

[mikepologti]

DubStar ... if you won $81million ... I'm sure you could have a matching set of ... :biggrin::biggrin: ... hanging over your arm in about 5 minutes flat ... as could we all. :biggrin:

Dave

awww now come on im sure she new he evan existed, before he won the 81 million.,.............well soon to be 40 million after the devorce settlment anyway.

[Jarred]

Pre-nup! pre-nup! hahahhah

[Dub_Star_V6]

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l1/Il_dottore/Movefag.gif


EDIT: I'm sorry but I just can't stop laughing...

[Mrk_Mickey]

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/


EDIT: I'm sorry but I just can't stop laughing...

AAhahahahahahahaha.....oh man I feel so slack but it's so funny!!

[mikepologti]

lmao where did i see that?,.....i lmao off too lol,.......damn trannies

[Golf Houso]

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2009/03/ilold-1.jpg

http://lulzhero.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/1233277539962.jpg

http://images1.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/55/The_Ultimate_Card.jpg/323px-The_Ultimate_Card.jpg

[zz2]

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/


at first i was like...

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/

then i serious'd

http://memimage.cardomain.com/ride_images/3/1837/2461/29591230001_large.jpg

[Dub_Star_V6]

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l1/Il_dottore/whyilikethemall.jpg

[geoff_gti]

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2009/03/2jayZ-1.jpg

[mikepologti]

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/

wtf? i didnt know kiss did requests in food court!

[Dub_Star_V6]

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l1/Il_dottore/truedat.jpg

[Preen59]

At first i was like..

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/

Then i was like

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/




............... Because my nightmare, overcomplicated, sh*t electrics failed again....

:nana:

[Dub_Star_V6]

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l1/Il_dottore/VW/tapass.jpg

[Mrk_Mickey]

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/

Hahaha that's pretty cool :D

[Preen59]

Hahaha that's pretty cool :D

hahaha Agreed!

[zz2]

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/

yeah a bad kebab will sure give you that

[Dub_Star_V6]

A town councillor in Wales, Mark Easton, had a beautiful view of the mountains, until a new neighbour purchased the land below his house and built a new home.

The new home was 18 inches higher than the planning dept had approved, so Mark Easton, mad about his lost view, went to the local authority to make sure they enforced the roof line height.

The new neighbour had to drop the roof height, at great expense. The neighbour then continued building his new house.

Recently, Mark Easton called the planning dept, and informed them that his new neighbour had installed some vents on the side of his new property.

Mark didn't like the look of these vents and asked the planning dept to investigate.

When they went to Mark's home to see what the vents looked like, this is what they found.

The Local Authority said the vents can stay since there is no planning law referring to shutter design.

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l1/Il_dottore/Dispute2.jpg
http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l1/Il_dottore/Dispute1.jpg

[Mrk_Mickey]

A town councillor in Wales, Mark Easton, had a beautiful view of the mountains, until a new neighbour purchased the land below his house and built a new home.

The new home was 18 inches higher than the planning dept had approved, so Mark Easton, mad about his lost view, went to the local authority to make sure they enforced the roof line height.

The new neighbour had to drop the roof height, at great expense. The neighbour then continued building his new house.

Recently, Mark Easton called the planning dept, and informed them that his new neighbour had installed some vents on the side of his new property.

Mark didn't like the look of these vents and asked the planning dept to investigate.

When they went to Mark's home to see what the vents looked like, this is what they found.

The Local Authority said the vents can stay since there is no planning law referring to shutter design.

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/
http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/

Bahaha take THAT

[mikepologti]

A town councillor in Wales, Mark Easton, had a beautiful view of the mountains, until a new neighbour purchased the land below his house and built a new home.

The new home was 18 inches higher than the planning dept had approved, so Mark Easton, mad about his lost view, went to the local authority to make sure they enforced the roof line height.

The new neighbour had to drop the roof height, at great expense. The neighbour then continued building his new house.

Recently, Mark Easton called the planning dept, and informed them that his new neighbour had installed some vents on the side of his new property.

Mark didn't like the look of these vents and asked the planning dept to investigate.

When they went to Mark's home to see what the vents looked like, this is what they found.

The Local Authority said the vents can stay since there is no planning law referring to shutter design.

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/
http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/


lmao permanant ownage:biggrin:

[Dub_Star_V6]

Sometimes, when you find yourself stuck in a situation you can't get out of, you always need to remember...

Not everyone who shows up is there to help...


http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l1/Il_dottore/image001.jpg

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l1/Il_dottore/image002.jpg

[Mrk_Mickey]

hahahahahahahaahahahahahaha. GREAT find.

[Preen59]

Just goes to show.. No matter how low you get.. There's still someone willing to f*ck you, eh? :eek: :biggrin:

[gregozedobe]

The new home was 18 inches higher than the planning dept had approved, so Mark Easton, mad about his lost view, went to the local authority to make sure they enforced the roof line height.

The new neighbour had to drop the roof height, at great expense. The neighbour then continued building his new house.

If I was the new neighbour I would also plant a line of dense, very fast growing, tall trees along that fence line. After a few years all he would see would be my trees(don't get mad, get even !).

One of my mates had a neighbour like that, forced him to build a completely different house to what my mate had originally intended, in the end he decided he didn't want to live there and so sold the new house without even moving in.

[Dub_Star_V6]

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l1/Il_dottore/1236377392-spartaaaaaaa.jpg

[Dub_Star_V6]

Solid gold...

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l1/Il_dottore/1236544784-bad_parking.jpg

[DaveMack]

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/

Not even going to pretend I know what this is about. :duh: But if it's just 'filler' ... I'll empty it.

Dave

[mikepologti]

If I was the new neighbour I would also plant a line of dense, very fast growing, tall trees along that fence line. After a few years all he would see would be my trees(don't get mad, get even !).

One of my mates had a neighbour like that, forced him to build a completely different house to what my mate had originally intended, in the end he decided he didn't want to live there and so sold the new house without even moving in.

better still he could guild a 8' tall mirror feature wall!! ,......bit like giving the bird to yourself really lol

[mikepologti]

Not even going to pretend I know what this is about. :duh: But if it's just 'filler' ... I'll empty it.

Dave

the sparta dude is off the movie "300", thats a common line and one used in a few techno songs. the comical side of it is hes actually pointing to the place in greece where it is located lol

[RhysQ]

Not even going to pretend I know what this is about. :duh: But if it's just 'filler' ... I'll empty it.

Dave

Dave, hire out the movie '300' right now.

a) you'll understand what this is all about
b) you'll soon realise this is one of the best one-liners EVER!
c) you'll probably add it to your top 10 movie list
d) i no time you'll be saying this line and kicking people down holes everywhere you go, just for the pure awesomeness of it (see the movie to understand this as well) :D

[Golf Houso]

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2009/03/sparta-1.jpg

http://img.qj.net/uploads/articles_module/127911/this_is_sparta.jpg

[Dub_Star_V6]

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l1/Il_dottore/80581302.jpg

[Preen59]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :biggrin:


Woah.. Now that's stupidity for you! :duh:

[Mrk_Mickey]

Lol lol lol lol lol! Everything in this thread is hilarious!!

[Greg Roles]

Great thread, but I gotta say the F&F Vin Diesel thing still has me laughing the next day! Just awesome...

[mikepologti]

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/

news flash ma!, jhonny doesnt like muffin, he like sausage!!!:biggrin:

[Golf Houso]

I just love facebook...

http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs020.snc1/2642_80639706351_623546351_2835720_5516245_n.jpg

[mikepologti]

lmao why the hell would you ever post a picture like that of yourself onto face book , i will never understand.

[Dub_Star_V6]

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l1/Il_dottore/Love1.jpghttp://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l1/Il_dottore/Love2.jpg
http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l1/Il_dottore/Love3.jpghttp://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l1/Il_dottore/Love4.jpg
http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l1/Il_dottore/Love5.jpghttp://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l1/Il_dottore/Love6.jpg
http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l1/Il_dottore/Love7.jpghttp://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l1/Il_dottore/Love8.jpg

[RhysQ]

BAHAHHAHAHAHA.....how good! j:

[Mrk_Mickey]

LOL, that is just win!

[rayray086]

Haha A+++.

[mikepologti]

lmao congrats you just had me and about 3 coworkers in fits of laughter hahah

[TomBrer]

;301870']Dave, hire out the movie '300' right now.

a) you'll understand what this is all about
b) you'll soon realise this is one of the best one-liners EVER!
c) you'll probably add it to your top 10 movie list
d) i no time you'll be saying this line and kicking people down holes everywhere you go, just for the pure awesomeness of it (see the movie to understand this as well) :D

OMG, i was browsing through this thread and had my itunes on shuffle, about 4000 songs, and "Come and Get Them" by tyler bates (Soundtrack for 300) came on when i was reading this quote, i am actually a little bit scared now. way too freaky

[mikepologti]

wonders who the hell tyler bates is.

[DaveMack]

wonders who the hell tyler bates is.

Not the only one ...

Dave

[TomBrer]

some song composer, obviously!! lol

[mikepologti]

ooookkkk then,.............moving right along.

[Dub_Star_V6]

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l1/Il_dottore/celebrity-pictures-alec-guinness-wh.jpg

[kryten2001]

http://img.allvoices.com/thumbs/event/598/486/22076166-dear-captain.jpg

[DaveMack]

What a sweet child. :biggrin:

Dave

[Mrk_Mickey]

Hahahahahah! I didn't know what to expect then BAM! Very good. :D

[Dub_Star_V6]

Oh yes, yes indeed...

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l1/Il_dottore/Miscellaneous/nikon-s60-camera.jpg

[Mrk_Mickey]

Oh yes, yes indeed...

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/

Hahaha! awesome :D.

[Mrk_Mickey]

LOL!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2iHoPXRcQM

[gareth_oau]

:nana: thats hilarious!! :moonie:

[mikepologti]

lmao thats awsome, 2 hotties 40,000 onlookers lol

[Dub_Star_V6]

"Wayne, did you just fart?"

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l1/Il_dottore/DidyoufartWayne.jpg

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l1/Il_dottore/Swannoidea.jpg

[Jarred]

since we're on teh political thing.

I always got the feeling we'd be doing better if Howard was still PM. why?

Simple.





















http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2009/04/729196783_72ac35562b-1.jpg

[Mrk_Mickey]

since we're on teh political thing.

I always got the feeling we'd be doing better if Howard was still PM. why?

Simple.





















http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2009/04/729196783_72ac35562b-1.jpg

LOL!!! Hahahahaha dude that had me in tears.

[Mr Messy]

Yewp, definitely a hit.

[mikepologti]

lmao awsome you just made my night hahah which would other wise would have been crappy (at work)

[Treza360]

Stolened...

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2009/04/iloled-2.jpg

[Jarred]

hahahahahahhahahaha

[mikepologti]

hmm almosted tempted to see what spyder posted, dave made it sound so inticing lol

[Dub_Star_V6]

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l1/Il_dottore/NYF_Busty.jpg

[rayray086]

Those are HUGE!
















The chips... I meant the chips.

[gareth_oau]

what chips?

[mikepologti]

what chips?

what he said:???:

[Preen59]

what chips?

The chips that the chick with the huge boobs is holding. It's subtle, but i noticed after a while.... :nana:

[zz2]

Christ what a shocker! :eek:

[mikepologti]

The chips that the chick with the huge boobs is holding. It's subtle, but i noticed after a while.... :nana:

oh yeah there you go, ....hmm took me a while to see em. bit like a wheres wally cartoon lol

[Mrk_Mickey]

oh yeah there you go, ....hmm took me a while to see em. bit like a wheres wally cartoon lol

Lol...dunno what you guys are on but I think the chips were harder to find :nana:

[mikepologti]

nice nails,......................:biggrin:

[gareth_oau]

ive looked again and I STILL cant see any chips.....

[DaveMack]

ive looked again and I STILL cant see any chips.....

I'm afraid to say, Gareth ... you're suffering from (SMGB) "Selective Mammary Gland Blindness" where mammary glands over a certain size swamp the ocular nerve input and nothing else can be seen ... this condition is especially dangerous in summer near beaches or in nighclubs.

Under no condition should you drive heavy machinery while suffering this blindness.

Condition nearly always temporary ... and disappears when the glands in question are removed from sight. A common condition that occurs in 90% of the male human population over the age of 10 or 11.

Dave

[Mrk_Mickey]

How long did that take you to think up and write Dave? :nana:


A common condition that occurs in 90% of the male human population over the age of 10 or 11.

Dave

You'd want to hope so...

[DaveMack]

How long did that take you to think up and write Dave? :nana:

You'd want to hope so...

About 2 minutes, Mickey. :biggrin: Forgot to add that married men suffer from this condition (slightly) less than single guys ... because they suddenly remember that they have someone at home with a set that they can 'play with'. :biggrin:

Dave

[gareth_oau]

I'm a bit lost here. mammary glands?

I've just had ANOTHER look at the picture, and seen there are some chips in there after all.

Ive realised now that i was totally distracted by her enchanting eyes and smile:nana:

[Jettinabout]

Stuff the chips and her smile ....I was plain and simple checking out her jeans......**** I'm a horrible liar lately.....:eek::eek:

[mikepologti]

I'm afraid to say, Gareth ... you're suffering from (SMGB) "Selective Mammary Gland Blindness" where mammary glands over a certain size swamp the ocular nerve input and nothing else can be seen ... this condition is especially dangerous in summer near beaches or in nighclubs.

Under no condition should you drive heavy machinery while suffering this blindness.

Condition nearly always temporary ... and disappears when the glands in question are removed from sight. A common condition that occurs in 90% of the male human population over the age of 10 or 11.

Dave

lmao nice,.....think i might have that lol

[Preen59]

About 2 minutes, Mickey. :biggrin:

That'd be a record for you wouldn't it, Dave? :nana::nana:

[Dub_Star_V6]

And to think, I have enough issues with plain old punch and kick? :)

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l1/Il_dottore/combo_moves.gif

[rayray086]

LOL nice one.

[Dub_Star_V6]

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l1/Il_dottore/TrilogyMeter.jpg

[Dub_Star_V6]

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l1/Il_dottore/WWFBS.gif

[Mrk_Mickey]

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/

Stupid wrestlers!! Some can't even ACT, let alone fight :duh:

[Golf Houso]

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2009/04/80517618-1.jpg

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2009/04/80517621-1.jpg

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2009/04/80517626-1.jpg

Spider-pimp!
http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2009/04/80517634-1.jpg

[Jessica]

Lmfao i full died.

Funny thread!

[mikepologti]

that dude in the wanna be darth vader suit looks like someone out of a s and m catalogue. waht the hell is a flying cat doing in a mcdonalds store? lmao the gramps looks fully pimped in his spider man costume yo,....hahah funny stuff.

sorry had to edit my post but this question has been bugging me. whats with the hand bag sig picture jess?

[Gravey]

That Darth Vadar shot reminded me of the Darth Vadar I saw skiing around this year in Japan. There were a bunch of other peeps dressed up too. These guys made me lol a bit at the time......

http://media.kickstatic.com/kickapps/images/39473/photos/PHOTO_2780341_39473_4134067_ap_730X550.jpg

[gareth_oau]

when I was in Japan in feb, I saw a group of about 20 people dressed up as winny the pooh or tigger, what is it with dressing up?

[Gravey]

My mate dressed up as the grim reaper one year and skiied around scaring little kids - the Japanese take it to a whole new level though. It brings a smile to people's faces (other than the scared little milos) so I'm all for it.

The legs on the sailor moon chick saw brought a smile to my face too ;-)

[Treza360]

when I was in Japan in feb, I saw a group of about 20 people dressed up as winny the pooh or tigger, what is it with dressing up?
They're Japanese. I think that about sums it up.

[kaneda]

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2009/04/1206504975987-1.jpg

[gareth_oau]

you a bit of a Crouch fan eh kaneda? LOL

[Mrk_Mickey]

HAHAHAHAHA hilarious!!

[Dub_Star_V6]

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l1/Il_dottore/pooh_piglet.jpg

[Jayse]

current news GOLD!!!

[maca]

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2009/04/1206504975987-1.jpg

OMG I don't think i've ever laughed for so long! :biggrin:


http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/


ROFL!!! Not so cute now is he!

[Jayse]

here piggy piggy...how it all started..

[Golf Houso]

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2009/05/osh2-1.jpg

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2009/05/osh3-1.jpg

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2009/05/osh8-1.jpg

[Dub_Star_V6]

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l1/Il_dottore/stripwrx.jpg

[mikepologti]

holy crap im surprised they didnt take the brakes as well.

[Dub_Star_V6]

There were two nuns. One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).

It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.

SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

SM: It's not working.

SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.

SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both. So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.

Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical. Then Sister Logical arrives.

SM: Sister Logical ! Thank goodness you are here! Tell me what happened!

SL : The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both,so he followed me

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.

SM: And?

SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me

SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.

SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.

SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress UP can run faster than man with his pants DOWN.


(And you thought it was going to be dirty! :biggrin:)

[Mrk_Mickey]

Hahaha excellent ending!

[mikepologti]

lmao soon as i read the nun part i thaught it was this joke.

3 nuns were sitting on the park bench feeding the pigeons. next thing out of nowhere a streaker bloke jumps out of the bushes and flashes them, 2 fainted straigh away the third one had a stroke.:biggrin:

[Dub_Star_V6]

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l1/Il_dottore/Kirk.jpg

[Dub_Star_V6]

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l1/Il_dottore/1Snka165.jpg

[mikepologti]

hahahah nice.

[Dub_Star_V6]

My sister is a Year 3 teacher.

Now I know why she goes home stressed sometimes... :biggrin:

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l1/Il_dottore/pic19796.jpg

[mikepologti]

My sister is a Year 3 teacher.

Now I know why she goes home stressed sometimes... :biggrin:

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/


hahahah nice, not sure about stressed but id laugh at that . when i was in high school i decided to get bored in my japanese class and drew all sorts of interesting things all over an activety sheet. needless to say i got detention, upon turning up to the teachers lounge the following week i noticed something familiar on the cork board , it was my nice piece of work. the teachers chose it for a fine piece of humour.

[Dub_Star_V6]

Yeah, maybe not 'stressed', more of a * sigh * shakes head *

:biggrin:

[Rocket36]

My sister is a Year 3 teacher.

Now I know why she goes home stressed sometimes... :biggrin:

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/

Year 3? That looks more like Kindergarten or Year 1 work....

[Rocket36]

This one's a classic...

http://www.mikebogo.com/images/findx.jpg

[Rocket36]

And another one I always remember and laugh at.....


Is Hell Exothermic or Endothermic?

As you study for exams, remember its not the quantity it's the quantity. And remember there is no substitute for pure unadulterated bull

Dr. Schambaugh, of the University of Oklahoma School of Chemical Engineering, Final Exam question for May of 1997. Dr. Schambaugh is known for asking questions such as, "why do airplanes fly?" on his final exams. His one and only final exam question in May 1997 for his Momentum, Heat and Mass Transfer II class was: "Is hell exothermic or endothermic? Support your answer with proof."

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:

"First, We postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some mass. If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I think we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave.

Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for souls entering hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, then you will go to hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and souls go to hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially.

Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell. Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant. Two options exist:

1. If hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until all hell breaks loose.
2. If hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over.

So which is it? If we accept the quote given to me by Theresa Manyan during Freshman year, "that it will be a cold night in hell before I sleep with you" and take into account the fact that I still have NOT succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then Option 2 cannot be true...Thus, hell is exothermic."

The student, Tim Graham, got the only A.

[Dub_Star_V6]

Year 3? That looks more like Kindergarten or Year 1 work....

Didn't realise you were such an expert? :biggrin:

[Mrk_Mickey]

Hahahah! That hell joke is awesome :D

[Rocket36]

Didn't realise you were such an expert? :biggrin:

Nope. But based on my experience in school, we were well beyond picture recognition and adding one letter to a word by the time we were 8.

[Jarred]

hahhahahahh

that's truely fantastic

[Dub_Star_V6]

What's Australia coming to?

Anyone should get free drinks with no shirt? :biggrin:

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l1/Il_dottore/Discrimination.jpg

[Coxy09]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YM9Ereg2Zo

[maca]

What's Australia coming to?

Anyone should get free drinks with no shirt? :biggrin:

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/
Haha I'm waiting for a women's rights activist to go nuts on that one...

[Rocket36]

Haha I'm waiting for a women's rights activist to go nuts on that one...

It's men's rights activists that should go nuts mate. They get free drinks and we don't? That's not right! DISCRIMINATION! lol

But that's the thing about guys. We just don't really care. Women's only gyms? Pfffft! So what? Men just don't care about stuff that's women's only but the other way round? JESUS CHRIST!!! :eek: hahahaha

[Mrk_Mickey]

Yeah it's a bit crazy! Typical though, everything like that is blown out of proportion a bit sometimes...Actually that makes me lol quite a lot!

[maca]

It's men's rights activists that should go nuts mate. They get free drinks and we don't? That's not right! DISCRIMINATION! lol

But that's the thing about guys. We just don't really care. Women's only gyms? Pfffft! So what? Men just don't care about stuff that's women's only but the other way round? JESUS CHRIST!!! :eek: hahahaha
I guess it's the same way a black person can say the "n" word and not get axed...

[Dub_Star_V6]

W I N

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l1/Il_dottore/mc_hammer_slide.jpg

[Preen59]

Hahahaha... WHat? :nana:

[Mrk_Mickey]

Hahahaha... WHat? :nana:

Exactly what I thought...lol




http://www.wyvern.org/gallery/d/1924-1/Dude+wait+what.jpg

[maca]

LOLCAT!!!

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2009/06/cyanideandhappinesssickness1-1.jpg

[Golf Houso]

LOLCAT!!!



Sorry if I start a trend, my fav lolcat of all time and I'm a big HST fan:

http://www.celsius1414.com/images/2007/07/cats_bat_country.jpg

[maca]

Sorry if I start a trend, my fav lolcat of all time and I'm a big HST fan:

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/

ROFL!! I love lolcats! But what's HST?

[Golf Houso]

ROFL!! I love lolcats! But what's HST?

Hunter S Thompson the father of Gozo journalism and is the person who documented the death of the American dream and is the person the films Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (his own book) and where the Buffalo roam are based upon.

He also wrote, Fear and loathing on the campaign trail 1972, Hells Angels, Kingdom of Fear, the rum diary and the great shark hunt and many other features for rolling stone and other magazines and is probably the most "entertaining" author I've ever encountered...

www.anticlockwise.com/images/hstssc.jpg

http://drizzten.com/ima/HunterS.jpg

http://media.legitify.com/travisjensen/photos/hunter-s.jpg

He was a right hoon too...

[maca]

Sorry for my ignorance but what does he have to do with this? I'm not familiar with him at all...

[Golf Houso]

Sorry for my ignorance but what does he have to do with this? I'm not familiar with him at all...

That lolcat image is a parody of fear and loathing in las vegas, a film staring johnny depp and benicio del toro, which is based again on a book HST wrote by the same title.

[maca]

That lolcat image is a parody of fear and loathing in las vegas, a film staring johnny depp and benicio del toro, which is based again on a book HST wrote by the same title.
Ohh ok, cheers for the clarification :)

[IanJ]

Not sure about the Hunter S Thompson reference

http://www.flickr.com/photos/apelad/sets/72157600296941365/

[Coxy09]

4598

Then i serioused
4599

[Treza360]

4598
Then i serioused
4599
Heh I saw that one on photobucket the other day and later I thought I'd post it up but it was no longer linked. :(
Thanks for posting. :D
Cheers,
Trent

[maca]

4598

Then i serioused
4599
BAHAHAHA Jet LOLS FTW!!!

[Mrk_Mickey]

What a cracker!! my gf got to enjoy that one :)

[mikepologti]

Sorry for my ignorance but what does he have to do with this? I'm not familiar with him at all...

that movie is seriously wacked! if you hire it out make sure youve had half a carton or atleast wacked out on some other substance. (for the record i donot condone the taking of illegal substances.),............

[Dub_Star_V6]

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l1/Il_dottore/excursion.jpg

[maca]

Don't know if this deserves a LOL:

http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/3468/244636-lol_super.jpg

[Dub_Star_V6]

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l1/Il_dottore/speedcam_nohands.jpg
http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l1/Il_dottore/speedcam_footcover.jpg
http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l1/Il_dottore/speedcam_bum.jpg
http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l1/Il_dottore/speedcam_bird.jpg

[mikepologti]

there awsome but whats the go with the last one.

[dub be good to me]

there awsome but whats the go with the last one.

Guy is speeding but bird blocks his number plate!

If only I could train birds to do that!

[Jarred]

just get a bird and cable tie it to your front number plate, i don't see how that is any different!
haha

[Golf Houso]

http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1245245782631.jpg

[mikepologti]

some how i think the rspca willhave something to say about stapling a budgie to your number plate lol

[maca]

some how i think the rspca willhave something to say about stapling a budgie to your number plate lol
Not if it's already dead...

[WABIT]

took this photo yesterday,pissed myself in the isle for some reason
http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2009/06/21062009248-1.jpg

dom

[Mrk_Mickey]

Hahaha...that must be a pretty small woolies to only have two of those signs!

[Treza360]

Well every baby needs frozen food don't they?

[mikepologti]

they need to sink those chompers into somthing.

[maca]

Haha nice find.. While our local store was being renovated, I saw a BABY NEEDS sign with DOG FOOD below it!

[572]

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2009/07/miatadyno-1.jpg

[Blitzen]

Hahahahahaha...Awesome. They are in for a shock when it gets going. Where is the pic from?

[velly_16v_cab]

i had to have a double take...but thats a classic!:biggrin::duh:

[572]

Where is the pic from?

No idea. One of the guys at work sent it to me.

Hopefully it's a set up otherwise they're in for a big suprise haha.

[Rex]

Took me a while. Scary!

[gareth_oau]

fingers crossed, these darwin award nominees will be standing in front when she fires up :duh:- they are helping to strengthen the breed

[Treza360]

Took me a while to work it out but eventually it clicked that MX5s are rear wheel drive. For some reason I just kept thinking that they were front wheel drive. Silly me. :duh:
Cheers,
Trent

[Preen59]

Took me a while to work it out but eventually it clicked that MX5s are rear wheel drive. For some reason I just kept thinking that they were front wheel drive. Silly me. :duh:
Cheers,
Trent

Haha, at least you worked it out! These blokes are definitely not "experienced tuners". :duh:

Hahaha, i REALLY hope that's a set up.

[Mrk_Mickey]

Hahaha, i REALLY hope that's a set up.

As slack as it sounds, I kind of don't...and instead I hope that a video gets posted on the tube of you about three morons getting their legs broken by a moving car....:D

[geoff_gti]

*Oh SNAP*

Literally :D

[99gti]

Looks like a setup. No plates or anything on the walls that you could recognise the shop from.

[maca]

Took me a while to work it out but eventually it clicked that MX5s are rear wheel drive. For some reason I just kept thinking that they were front wheel drive. Silly me. :duh:
Cheers,
Trent

BAHAHA see I thought it was funny because.. Well.. It's an MX5, why would it have to be strapped down?

Had no idea they were rear wheel drive.. :eek:

[Dub_Star_V6]

I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realised I needed to fart. The music was really loud so I timed my farts as best I could with the beat.

After a couple of verses I started to feel much better, so I finished my beer and noticed that everyone was staring at me. Then I remembered...

... I was listening to my iPod.

:biggrin:

[Jayse]

Bahahahahahaha..

[Jayse]

lost in translation...

[Mr Messy]

BAHAHA see I thought it was funny because.. Well.. It's an MX5, why would it have to be strapped down?

Had no idea they were rear wheel drive.. :eek:

:duh:
Kids these days.
:duh::duh::duh:

Thanks for being brave enough to share though. RX7, RX8 are also RWD.
As is Toyota's MR2. That one'll really freak you out. Its engine is in the middle!

[Preen59]

:duh:
Kids these days.
:duh::duh::duh:

Thanks for being brave enough to share though. RX7, RX8 are also RWD.
As is Toyota's MR2. That one'll really freak you out. Its engine is in the middle!

Isn't that called "Mid engine" Or something of that effect? :nana:

[maca]

:duh:
Kids these days.
:duh::duh::duh:

Thanks for being brave enough to share though. RX7, RX8 are also RWD.
As is Toyota's MR2. That one'll really freak you out. Its engine is in the middle!
Lol I wasn't born yesterday!! I just didn't think they'd bother putting a RWD in an MX5....

[Jarred]

Lol I wasn't born yesterday!! I just didn't think they'd bother putting a RWD in an MX5....

mx5's handle great, and have excellent balance*. this is one of the reasons why!

*So it's often reported.

[maca]

mx5's handle great, and have excellent balance*. this is one of the reasons why!

*So it's often reported.
Hmm I was talking about the power though... From the looks of them, I've always though they wouldn't really have much power so I didn't think they'd bother with the RWD...

[Jarred]

Hmm I was talking about the power though... From the looks of them, I've always though they wouldn't really have much power so I didn't think they'd bother with the RWD...

oh yea, sure they wouldnt have much. but they didn't have turbo special edition models that had a bit of juice.

i think RWD was more for the handling characteristics rather than becuase it had lots of power.

edit:

top gear delievers: i believe this clip is appropriate.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON0nB5RDrFg


I have to say, I've never driven one, but wouldnt mind giving one a go!

[Preen59]

MX5's are extremely well balanced and stick like **** to a blanket. It would scare some of you to jump in the passenger seat of one with a good driver behind the wheel throwing it into some real corners.... :)

[woofy]

Second that, my wifes boss had one of the original series clubman that was turbo. She liked it and I used to pay her out about it. Anyway being the nice husband I hired a stock standard manual NB series for a weekend as an anniversary present. By the first hour I was in love with the car.....it doesn't have much power on paper but it is lightweight and is like driving a really well setup gokart. After that we were hanging for one of the SE final series NBs, but decided that with family coming soon we should go something practical. If I didn't have to carry large things everynow and again, I'd have got one of the new NCs for work by now.

Most underrated car ever....that's not even mentioning that the top goes down! I noticed that VW have taken up the challenge of stealing some business with a new MX-5 copy...

[Golf Houso]

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2009/07/b5a7ce8f97533b8855678ea5411a3470-1.jpg

[gareth_oau]

Golf Houso, that story is just rediculous.

surely this is the exact reason Snipers were created????

[Golf Houso]

Golf Houso, that story is just rediculous.

surely this is the exact reason Snipers were created????

You Gareth, clearly understand how taxpayer funds should be spent! And definately not on KFC and cherry pickers lol, here is another classic:

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2009/07/f3d4c8478c153cb9e367d8d5e90ae1e1-1.jpg

and then some:

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2009/07/1d19c055316b749c8e937242b26137f5-1.jpg

And then some more:

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2009/07/d32372e93b493f5427b9eb7e5b87a4e2-1.jpg

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2009/07/74cc4dc89b92f6cf7e2588b1bd1099f0-1.jpg

[Blitzen]

Go Sooty!!! What a little champoin!!!

[Jarred]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

'It's been a hard days night, and I've been working like a dog.." or in this case ginuea pig named Sooty, hahah

[Dub_Star_V6]

Ghetto Spec intake FTW.


http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l1/Il_dottore/tifi-mmmpringles.jpg

[Golf Houso]

More 4chan gold:

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2009/07/7ca6bad862c2538348386ca91abf081a-1.jpg

[maca]

LOL at Golf Houso's article... Were they trying to give him a Heart Attack? Talk about human rights...

[rayray086]

HAHAHAHA funniest bit of stuff I've read in a while Branko!

[mikepologti]

hhah those news articles are awsome hahah the harry potter broom stick is awsome hahah. and who needs forge when you have a packet of pringles and some gaffa tape lmao

[Golf Houso]

Glad your all enjoying them, heres another:

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2009/07/37d4cff25731fa5cbcd5a7e9588d4e89-1.jpg

[gareth_oau]

:eek: j: j: j: LOL, I would rather commit suicide than be rescued from that predicament.

On the otherhand, I would also rather commit suicide than be the beach maintenance services:brutal:

[Golf Houso]

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2009/07/4e4b0947beccb29b8f9f5133d4de88c9-1.jpg

[Jarred]

HAHAHAHHAHAHA

LMAO. golden.

[Golf Houso]

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2009/07/f2d7f3b5e5578cf19d062313a60a87a2-1.jpg

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2009/07/5e2f427d9515b0d66f5c89b1b3124b2d-1.jpg

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2009/07/a033d0e4a0cd405c5003d0c97308db8d-1.jpg

[Jarred]

holy giant photo batman!

[maca]

rofl at all those.. especially the surfing granny!

Almost as bad as the Get Low Granny from The Propsail :D

[HOLEIN1]

lol @ surfing granny, almost lost my midnight dinner here... haha

[Golf Houso]

Its definately pretty hard to top the surfing grandma.

Here's another gem, and I really empathize with him!:

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2009/07/8270a356e53bb0be36fd39dad6ff9464-1.jpg

[maca]

LOL.. Maybe Posh realised she's not all that..

But notice how she doesn't take her hand away from his lap the whole time...lol

[anthony_VWJET]

LOL.. Maybe Posh realised she's not all that..

she isnt... LOL

[Swallowtail]

That's gold.... love it.

[Soundofav6]

One of the best I have seen so far.

[Jarred]

hahahahah

maybe that's a hint for posh to put on some weight and gets some curves!

yeoh!

[maca]

Hiter finds out Michael Jackson has died:
Ps. He drops a few F'Bombs in there so be warned! :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELyTBXzfQJ8&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Eultimatemetal%2Ecom%2Fforu m%2Fnevermore%2F509152%2Di%2Dlold%2Dlittle%2Dbit%2 Ehtml&feature=player_embedded

[Whubbsie]

http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/2/collegehumor.79433ba4e73af01d8070dbe2b63c755b.jpgh ttp://2.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/6/a/collegehumor.b5959df69faac61a9239346aa72788e2.jpg

[maca]

LOL at the gay test!!

[rayray086]

LOL and the father has no clue at all does he? Vocal cord test, and blue eyes...

[Rocket36]

The Jackson 5...

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc80/cspbiz/jackson5.jpg

[maca]

The Jackson 5...

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/
Ohh SNAP!! At least they taste good..

I LOL'd for a while when I saw this:
http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2009/07/10072009001-1.jpg
http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2009/07/10072009-1.jpg

"I'm a flamin Volvo driver" was painted on the back..

[Mrk_Mickey]

Hahahahahahahahahaha! Oh my god, I've been in tears for the last two or three pages!

That gay test was Filarious! (Yes, there's an F'bomb there:D)
speaking of which..this will suffice :)
http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2009/07/fbomb00001-1.jpg

[Dub_Star_V6]

On a bitterly cold Canberra morning, Kevvy is being chauffeured to Parliament House. It is so cold that Lake Burley Griffin is frozen over!

As he jumps out of the limo, Kevvy looks over the lake and notices that someone has peed on the ice and left the message: "KEVVY SUCKS"

Kevvy is enraged and orders ASIO to investigate with a "no expense spared" report within two weeks.

Two weeks pass and the head of ASIO reports to the PM. "Our investigation has provided three important pieces of news for you: good, bad and terribly bad shocking."

"Give me the good news," Kevvy says.

"ASIO's $5 million investigation as been successful!"

"What's the bad news?

"The DNA testing shows that the urine is... Wayne Swan's!!"

Kevvy is shocked beyond belief.

Looking pale and shocked, Kevvy says "and what is the terribly bad shocking news?"

The ASIO chief replies..."The hand writing is Julia Gillard’s..."

[Dubdubdubdot]

^^^Too good!

[Jayse]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....thats gold!!!

[Whubbsie]

http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/7/6/collegehumor.a3e0e617a87c988e787e3826f2bc5595.jpgh ttp://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/f/collegehumor.dbc89344791a2c4318b3e59fe65a2401.jpg
http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/f/collegehumor.f2ec9da4bc4a0a77f430d09f65bd984c.jpg

[Golf Houso]

I love this thread...

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2009/07/42e0dea6ab0ae1ac7f3b85a5727c9500-1.jpg

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2009/07/4d4934b913d618c8f8be95ce02a17f1d-1.jpg

[maca]

LMAO soo hard right now!!

[Golf Houso]

Oh god this one is just epic, the last comment especially:

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2009/07/e0ce736980c700f8854d2cd8af2733fepng-1.jpg

[Dub_Star_V6]

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l1/Il_dottore/shakeit.gif

[Golf Houso]

Hahahahaha that last one is great!

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w63/Anitacook_13/Funny/Chickens.gif

[maca]

LOL what's with the crazy Asian air humper?

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2009/07/Blackkid-1.jpg

http://www.jonco48.com/blog/internet.jpg

http://imagechan.com/img/images/atheism.jpg
(Not a religious stab at Atheism)

http://dropular.net/content/_fixed/gugv6r831_r0N368Ekrl67pv7zT14CpB1Zo1_1280.jpg

http://demotivateyou.com/wp-content/gallery/demotivational-poster-gallery-1/1217008828605.jpg

[Mr_Drozz]

http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/3884/lolaxq.jpg

[maca]

My cousin e-mailed me some awesome ones today but I'll have to ration them out coz there's 31 of them :). Had me lolling at work:

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2009/07/12e1-1.jpg
http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2009/07/ardwarafd-1.jpg
http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2009/07/qawerwqewa-1.jpg
http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2009/07/qerqw-1.jpg
http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2009/07/untitled1-1.jpg
http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2009/07/untitled1-2.jpg
http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2009/07/untitled11-1.jpg
http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/images/imported/2009/07/untitled111-1.jpg

[Jarred]

haha, that last one made me lol.

[Dub_Star_V6]

As seen in JB Hi-Fi.

I think that's supposed to say 'FLICK'? :biggrin:

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l1/Il_dottore/JBHiFiFLICKfail.jpg

[maca]

As seen in JB Hi-Fi.

I think that's supposed to say 'FLICK'? :biggrin:

http://www.vwwatercooled.com.au/forums/

HAHAHA that made me LOL.. Even at 2.30am!

[mikepologti]

lmao im in fricken tears here, hhahahaha im gettin me a wolf sweater!!!