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    Superb conversations

    Do you talk to your car?
    Sometimes just swear at it?
    Talk gently like you’re trying to coax it to go faster, stop better, or just fit in that parking space?

    Do you have a name for it?

    You’re mad if you answered yes to any of these. Talking to an inanimate object! sheesh!





    What if the car started talking back?
    This is my life with SuperBetsy.
    Last edited by blueSup; 29-11-2016 at 06:58 PM.

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    Betsy
    I love it when you wash me and you have the key in your pocket.


    Dave
    Why is that?
    So I can open the tailgate when you rub the sponge
    right
    there

    *tailgate opens*
    How does washing the driver’s side rear make that happen?
    I’m ticklish.

    Last edited by blueSup; 29-11-2016 at 06:50 PM. Reason: Formatting

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    Betsy
    Got the steering! *shakes wheel*
    Lost the steering. *shakes wheel*
    Got the steering! *shakes wheel*
    Lost the steering. *shakes wheel*
    Got the steering! *shakes wheel*
    Lost the steering. *shakes wheel*




    Dave
    We’re on the central coast again aren’t we.


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    Betsy
    You really wanted the blinkers, not the wipers, didn’t you.


    Dave
    Stop embarrassing me.

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    Betsy
    That’s a big truck in the lane to the left.
    Dave
    Yes it is.
    OMG Emergency brake there’s a truck!
    oops my bad. Got a bit carried away.
    Carry on.
    Who’s carrying on?

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    Betsy
    You’re sitting crooked again.
    Dave
    That’s because the door is so far away from the seat.
    Are you calling me wide?

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    Betsy
    Hey, my green lane recognition light is on!
    Dave
    So?
    Let’s go over there a bit.
    Stop it.
    But this is where you should be.
    I was already where I wanted to be.
    But! Not middle!

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    Where's the fun in that?

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    I'm dreading the imagined conversation when refuelling

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